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Tuesday, 30 August 2011

Some broken heart, may never mend..


Some broken heart, may never mend,
Some memories may never end,
Some wet tears may never dry,
But my love for you will never die…


I have tried to move on..

I have tried to move on
but with every guy
I feel more & more
like I’ll never be able to replace u.
And the sad thing is…
I know I have already been replaced.


We Dont Succeed In Our 1st Love..

We Dont Succeed In Our 1st Love!
Becoz We Lack Certain Qualites.
But
After Achieving Those Qualities,
We Never Love Again!


Some people hurt by words & some by action…


Some people hurt by words & some by action…
But the biggest hurt i believe is
that someone ignoring u
when u value them bigger than anything else!

Dil se dil milaane ka naam he ishq..

dil se dil milaane ka naam he ishq,
khabon ko sajaane ka naam he ishq!
mar mite jo hoton ki jumbish par,
us diwaangi ka naam he ishq!
unke chehre par ik hasi ke liye,
so gham uthaane ka naam he ishq!
aa jaayen kabhi jo aankhon mean,
un ashkon ko apni palkon mean lene ka naam he ishq!
na uff kare na aah kare na peshani pe shikan bhare,
khud ko mohabbat ke naam pe mitane naam he ishq!
na kar khafa na ho khafa na le wafa ka to sila,
bina shart saath nibhane ka naam he ishq!
guzaar de too zindagi na mout hi juda kare,
is tarha saath nibhane ka naam he ishq!


Teri hathan wali mehndi..


Teri hatha wali mehndi vich naam jisda rehnda c
Hun hatha vicho miti hoyi lakeer ho gya
Jehra teri jindgi da sab to keemti gehna c
Ajj galo lah k sutti hoyi janzeer ho gya
Dil de vehde jisde hunjua di aud c
Ajj gamma di o daulat nal ameer ho gya
‘preet’ jehra rounak c har ik mehfil di
Pind ‘chehru’ vich sunya hai o fakeer ho gya..

Yaaran da pyar..

Loke puchde yaran da pyar kive paida,
Dil hath te dhar ke yaran de naal lag jaida,
Zakhma nu chupake yaar nu hasaida,
Galat hove yaar te jind jaan naal manaida,
Ena pyar yaar nal paida ki je rabb bulave
Yaar nu te ap turr jaida.

I Love U” ki hunda hai...


Boy: “I Love U” ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

Kitni Ajeeb Thi Dastan-e-Mohabbat...


Kitni Ajeeb Thi
Dastan-e-Mohabbat
ke
Ek Aankh
… Samandar ..
Aur
Duji
… .Pyaasi …
Thi!!

Mujhe kyun tamasha bana dia...

"Mujhe kyun tamasha bana dia"
Kabhi Ghum Ki Aag Main Jal Uthe
Kabhi Dil ka Dagh Jala Dia
Ay Janoon-e-Ishq Bata Zara
Mujhe Kyun Tamasha Bana Dia
Gham-e-Ishq Kitna Ajeeb Hai
Ye Janoon Se Kitna Qareeb Hai
Kabhi Ashk Palkon Pay Ruk Gaye
Kabhi Main Ne Darya Baha Dia
Mera Jazba-e-Shoq To Dekhiye
Meri Bandgi Hai Wo Bandgi
Jahan Tera Naqsh-e-Qadam Mila
Wahin Kaaba Main Ne Bana Dia
Abi Kar Rehe Ho Tum Ibteda
Mera Keh Raha Hai Ye Tajruba
Tumain Zindagi Ki Hai Arzu
Mujhe Zindagi Ne Mita Dia…..!!!

Kisi Se Ab Itni Muhabbat Bhi Nahi Rakhni Hai..

Raat Din Hijar Ki Wehshat Bhi Nahi Rakhni Hai,
Kisi Se Ab Itni Muhabbat Bhi Nahi Rakhni Hai,
.
Jis Ka Ji Chahay Humein Torr K Tukray Karday,
Is Qadar Narm Tabiyaat Bhi Nahi Rakhni Hai,
.
Ek Do Saal K Rishton Se Humein Kya Haasil,
Ek Do Pal Ki Rafaqat Bhi Nahi Rakhni Hai,
.
Jinse Bicharen To Sambhalny Me Zamany Lag Jaen,
Aise Logon Se Muraw’wat Bhi Nahi Rakhni Hai,
.
Kiya Ajab Haal Hai Chahat K Talabgaron Ka,
Shoq Biknay Ka Hai Qeemat Bhi Nahi Rakhni Hai……!!!!

Asar dil per kare shikwa shikayat ho to aisi ho...


Asar dil par kare shikwa,
shikayat ho to aisi ho.!
Gale lag kar koi roye,
Nadamat ho to aisi ho!!

yahi mehsus ho jaise
kai sadiyan guzari hain
faqat ek pal ki furqat mein,
Aziat ho to aisi ho..!!
mujhe kanta chubhe aur
us ki ankhon se lahu tapke,
talluq ho to aisa ho,
MUHABAT ho to aisi ho.

Koi Ghazal Suna Kar Kya Karna...


Koi Ghazal Suna Kar Kya Karna.??
Yoon baat barrha Ker Kya Karna.??
Tum Mere Thay Tum Mere ho,
Duniya Ko bata Kar Kya Karna.??
Tum Ehad Nibhao Chaahat Say,
Koi Rasm Nibha Kar Kya Karna…??
Tum Khafa bhi Achae Lagte ho,
Phir Tum Ko Manaa Kar Kya Karna..??
Tere Dar Pe Aa Ke baithe hain,
Ab Ghar bhi Ja Kar Kya Karna..??
Din Yaad Se Acha Guzre Ga,
Phir Tum Ko bhula Kar Kya Karna..??


Zindagi mein baar baar ye mukaam aaye...

Zindagi mein baar baar ye mukaam aaye
Tum hamare – hum tumhare kaam aaye 
Bas itni he dua khuda se ki agle janm me
tumhare dosto me hamaara naam aaye..

Monday, 29 August 2011

DAMN TRUE....


DAMN TRUE:

Just when we sit down to study,
everything else on earth gets so interesting
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Even just starring at the wall... ;->

Uski nazar mari taraf thi


Uski nazar mari taraf thi,

Meri nazar uski taraf thi..

Wo muj se kuchh kahena chahti thi..

Me us se kuchh puchna chahta tha..

Do no uljan me baithe the..

Aur………….

Exam khatam………………

Question paper song...

question paper dekha to yeh jaana sanam exam musibat hai yeh maana sanam ab yahaan se kahaan jaaye hum paper lekh lekh ke mar jaaye hum.

Children exams are near..

Teacher: children exams are near, If u have any doubt u can ask me..
Boys: In wich printing Press the question paper are printed?

Exam Ka Khouf...

*Exam Ka Khouf
*Tarapta Student
*Shaitani Books
*Result Wala Jin
*Neend Ki Mout
*Pyasa Examiner
*Ssshhh Result Ane Wala Hai.


Students ke dilo ki awaj..


Students ke dilo ki awaj:
Zindgi ka rukh mod denge

Sari bandise tod denge

Ye semister Jese-Tese nikal jai Next Semister mai to paka record tod denge

Students policy...


Students policy:

1 week before the exam v refer-

Foreign author


1 day before exam v refer

Local author

on the day of the exam
We r the authors...!

Aaj Hum DIYE Pe Hath Rakh Ke...


Aaj Hum DIYE Pe Hath Rakh Ke
Kasam Khate H, Roz Padhenge.
Class Attend Krenge, Teachers Ko
Gali Nhin Denge, . . . Abe Saalo . . .
DIYE Me Phoonk Kisne Mari ?

PHILOSOPHY of Student..


PHILOSOPHY of Student:
Kbhi sochte hai aaj pdhenge Kbhi sochte hai kal pdhnge Fir sochte h jab exams ayenge tab pdhenge Or jab Exam aate hai to kahte hai  “Ab kya ghanta pdhenge”

Lehro se milkar na woh beh sake na hum...


Lehro se milkar na woh beh sake na hum,
ek duje ke Dil me na woh reh sake na hum,
jeet lete aasma ek din lekin, palkon ki khamoshi ko,
hothon se na woh keh sake na hum…


If lovers are like moon...

If lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars than i have noticed that the sky looks good without moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother.

A prayer: 2 bless ur way...


A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Wish you happy birthday...


Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

Before the clock strikes...


Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday..

If you care for or Luv sum1..


If you care for or Luv sum1,

Don't ever lose attachment wid dat person,


coz u never know dat the one you let go might

be the one you have waited for all your life.

Ever noticed that...


Ever noticed,
Our Parents spend 1st 18 months trying to make us stand up and talk,

......


and the next 18 years
trying to make us sit and listen...

Even a small dot can stop a big sentence


Even a small dot can stop a big sentence

But, Few more dots can give a CONTINUITY..


Amazing but true
Every ending can be a new beginning..

I have already told Santa...


I have already told Santa,
what I want for my Xmas present.

A friend that stays for me forever.....


So, if a fat man in red comes to you and
tries to pack you......

plzzz do co-operate.

God sent us to find such friends...


God sent us to find such friends

that if we meet them even in hell, they will say:

"CHAL YAMRAJ KI CLASS BUNK MARTE HAIN."

Tie this to your hand...

Let me tie this to your hand

===((<%%%%%>))===

A friendship band
for a
true friend

We are apart, still I can feel You are nearest to me

"HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY"

want to keep in touch...


Sometimes we wonder

why friends keep forwarding messages to us,


The reason is bcoz they have nothing to say,

but still want to keep in touch

Read Carefully....


Read Carefully,

Last nite God gave me 2 choices.

Either to have a good friend like you or to have excellent memory....


....

I don't remember what I chose...

BUNCH OF FLOWERS...


  ' @ ' @
@ '/' @ '/'
'\ \ \ " / / /'  This BUNCH OF FLOWERS
  \ \@/ / /
    \ \ / /      is being specially delivered
   "%"        to you Just to say
                "HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY"

I could be any letter..


If  I could be any letter in the alphabet,

I'd choose "V" so I can be next to "U";


If you could be any note,

I wish you're "RE" so your always beside "ME"!

Tear is costly than anything..

Wordless Wisdom:

Each drop of a tear is costly than anything in the world,

but no one knows its value,

until they have it in their own eyes for "Someone"

Kuch Kami Si hai...


Kuch bikhre sapno se aankho mein nami si hai,
Ek chhota sa aasma aur umido ki zamin si hai,
Yun to zindagi mein bahut kuch mila zindagi mein,
sirf jo apne dur hai, unki kami si hai.

Yaad hoti hi hai satane ke liye...


Yaad hoti hi hai satane ke liye,

Koi Rutha hi phir man jane ke liye,

Rishta banana to koi mushkil nahi,

Bas jaan tak chali jati hai, rishta nibhane ke liye.

NEPALI KE MOBILE MEIN RAT 2 BAJE PHONE AYA....

NEPALI KE MOBILE MEIN RAT 2 BAJE PHONE AYA....
AAP SO TO NAHI RAHE HEIN. NEPALI GUSSE SE.....
KAMINO YE JARORI NAHI KI HAR NEPALI CHOWKIDAR HO

Dr:Ne 1 Pagal Se Pocha...

Dr:Ne 1 Pagal Se Pocha:
Tum Chhat Se Q Latak Rahe Ho?
Pagal:Mai 1 Bulb hun
Dr: Tum Jal Q Nahi Rahe?
Pagal:Bewkuf Yeh INDIA h Light gyi hui h.


Har ek muskurahat muskan nahin hoti..

Har ek muskurahat muskan nahin hoti,
Nafrat ho ya mohabbat aasan nahin hoti.
Aansu gam ke aur Khushi ke ek se hote hain,
Magar inki pehchaan aasan nahin hoti !!


मुर्गियों के फार्म में एक बार निरीक्षण के लिए इंस्पेक्टर आया...

मुर्गियों के फार्म में एक बार निरीक्षण के लिए इंस्पेक्टर आया.

इंस्पेक्टर: तुम मुर्गियों को क्या खिलाते हो?

पहला मालिक: बाजरा.

इंस्पेक्टर: खराब खाना, इसे गिरफ्तार कर लो.

दूसरा: चावल.

इंस्पेक्टर: गलत खाना इसे भी गिरफ्तार कर लो.

अब संता की बार आई, वह बहुत डर गया था. फिर संता डरते-डरते बोला: हम तो जी मुर्गियों को 5-5 रुपए दे देते हैं कि जो तुम्हारी मर्जी है जाकर खा लो.



Achanak ek Aam gira...

Do Lady 1 pad k niche baithi kafi der se bate kar rahi thi
Achanak ek Aam gira
First lady- ye aam kaise gira.
Aam bola-pak gaya hu tumhari bate sun-sun ke.

Doctor saaheb aapki fees kitni hai..


Sonu ek doctor ke clinic pe bhagta-2 gya aur bola,
"Doctor saaheb aapki fees kitni hai"
Doctor bola,
"Rs 100"
Sonu bola-
"thik hai doctor saaheb jaldi chaliye patient ko dekhna hai"
Doctor aur sonu doctor ki car mein chale gye,
Sonu ne car ek jagah rukwaai aur car se utar ke bola-
"Doctor saaheb ye lo Rs 100 "
"vo actually taxi vaale rs 200 maang rhe the"
"thank you"

I told my maa-papa that i want a blackberry or apple..


I told my maa-papa that i want a blackberry or apple..
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They Replied-
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Bhutte ka season hai beta, bhutte khao... ;)

Husband busy watching cricket.....


Husband busy watching cricket..

Wife came in a new dress and asked him...

"Main kaisi lag rahi hu???" o.O
...
Husband started clapping n shouted .......''CHAKKA"..

Film mein kam kiya ha.??


Ramesh - Suresh, aap bole the ki maine bhi is film mein kam kiya hai. Main yeh film 3 baar dekh chuka hun, tum kahin bhi nazar nahin aye.
Suresh- Jab 3 gunde hero ko band bore mein dal kar nadi mein fankte hain us samay asli hero nahin balki bore mein, main hota hun.

Teacher- Jo bhi Student swarg jayega wo apna haath uthaao?


Teacher- Jo bhi Student swarg jayega wo apna haath uthaao?
(Ek Student ko chhodkar sabhi ne apne haath utha liye)
Teacher-Tumne apne haath Q nahi uthaye?
Student-Sir meri maa ne kaha tha ki School se seedha ghar aana warna taang tod dungi.

Kuch Bhi Kerne ka ...


Son After Watching

"Singham"

Father: Beta Tumhare Result
Ka Kia Hua
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Boy: Kuch Bhi Kerne ka Lekin Mera Ego Hurt Nahi Kerne ka. .

Na kajre ki dhar na motiyo ka haar....


Pati - "Na kajre ki dhar na motiyo ka haar fir bhi kitni sunder ho..."
Patni-  saaf - saaf kyon nahi kahte ki makeup ke paise nahi doge..

A boy romantically to his GF..

A boy romantically to his GF: I can see d whole world in ur eyes...
A passerby listens n says:
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SV road pe kitna traffic hai zara dekhna... :p

This is the fifth time this week...

Teacher: "This is the fifth time this week that i have had punish you What do you have to say?
Student: "Thank god Saterday and Sunday are holidays, Sir!"

Boy arrived home very late at night...


Boy arrived home very late at night.
DAD(angrily): whr wer u???

Boy: i was at frnds home!
DAD called 5 of his frnds,

4 answered: "yes Uncle! he was here with me."
3 answered: "he just left a little while ago."
2 answered: "he is still here and we are studying."
and the last one crossed all limits

he answered, "hello Papa! i will come late tonight." :P
True Friends :D

WHEN BOYS ARE WRONG......

WHEN BOYS ARE WRONG

Girl - you broke my favorite lamp !!
Boy  - it was an accident, I didn't mean to!
Girl - I can't believe you did Dis.
Boy  - I'm SORRY..:(

WHEN GIRLS ARE WRONG

Boy  - You lost my dog?
Girl - It was an accident! I didn't mean to!
Boy  - I can't believe you did this.
Girl - I already feel bad about it! STOP making me feel worse!
Boy  - I'm SORRY.....:(

Lion and lioness were roaming the jungle....


Lion and lioness were roaming the jungle and trying to make love.
Lioness was looking all around when the lion shocked and surprised asked her "What are you doing darling?"
The lioness replied, "I am looking for hidden cameras of Discovery Channel or else they would make a MMS of us!

Height of Shame.....

Height of Shame:


A Girl with her Face Covered on a Bus Stop.

A Man on a Bike Stops and Says: Chalti Hai Kya?

Girl Replies

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Papa Ye Main Hu...

Kyun...???


Kyun Chalti Hai Pawan?
Because of Evaporation.

Kyn Ghome hai Gagan?
Because of Earths Rotation.

Kyn Machalta hai Mann?
Because of Disorder in Digestion.

Kyn Gum hai har Disha?
Because of Poor Sense of Direction.

Kyn Hota hai Nasha?
Because of Drug Addiction.

Kyn Aati hai Bahar?
Because of Change in Season.

Kyn Hota hai Qarar?
Because of Taking Tension.

Kyn Hota hai Pyar?
Because of Opposite Attraction.

I Explained you Everything!

Ab Mat Bolna

"Na Tum Hano Na Hum." :-)

I Got Zero Marks in Exam...


I Got Zero Marks in Exam.
So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!

Q.1 What is Formula of Water?
Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).

Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?
Ans: From page 115 to page 120.

Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?
Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.

Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,
Me or Teacher?:-)

Two Ladies Were Fighting for the Window Seat in Bus..

Two Ladies Were Fighting for the Window Seat in Bus,

Both were claiming that She Came First,
One Old Man was Watching this All.

At last he said: Why Are You Fighting?


Is ka Hal Main Tum ko Batata Hon,
Tum mein se Jo bhi Umar Main Barri hai Wo Baith Jaye.


Dono Ek Dosri Se Boli Theek hai Tum Baith Jao. :-)


Patient saved who was drowning in the well


Doctor(Psychiatrist): Mr Boms you saved another patient who was drowning in the well, that shows you've fully recovered and ready to go home.

Patient (mr Boms): Thank you Doctor.

Doctor: But it's unfortunate the patient you saved commited suicide by hanging himself on the line.

Mr Boms: No Doctor, I just hung him there to dry up.

Boy was drunk and came home late..



Boy was drunk and came home late..
to avoid his dad's scolding, he quietly took the laptop and started working
Dad: "are you drunk?"
Son: " No.."
Dad: "then wat are you doing with my suitcase??"

Height of social Networking...


Height of social Networking:-

Techr: Where is your Homework?

Boy: Madam, plz check in FACEBOOK..

I have upload a copy of it and Tagged u.....

hey dude am not happy today..


1st Boy : hey dude am not happy today..

2nd Boy : but why? what happend?

1st Boy : yesterday night high voltage burnt off my tv, fridge and ac

2nd Boy : dont't you use stabilizer?

1st Boy : yeah yippe ..! i did'nt use stabilizer otherwise i would have lost it too na? thank GOD...!

A Boy's facebook status..


A Boy's facebook status : "Failed in maths test again, don't know how to tell it to my parents"

Comment on status : "dont worry my son u have already done that through ur status"
Boy's comment : Oh! dad i forgot u were in my friend list. :-/ :-P

After becoming the CM of Bihar...


After becoming the CM of Bihar, Laalu ji decides to pose for a picture along with a herd of buffaloes with his elbows resting on the back of the cattle.

Next day the photo appears in
a newspaper with caption:

"Laalu ji, third from left".

Good example of mixed emotion..


Good example of mixed emotion::
your enemy falls from 7th floor on your brand new MERCEDES and now you can't judge weather to 'Laugh' OR to 'Cry'..?

Man before Marriage is like Airtel...


Man before Marriage is like Airtel....
"Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"

After Marriage He's Like Hutch...
"Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."

Sardar Selected to Driver JOB..!


Sardar Selected to Driver JOB..!

Manager: U got driver Job.STARTING Salery 5,000.

Sardar: oh..thank u sir..What is driving salery..?

Principal to Students..


Principal to Students: You people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day.

Mr Funny: Impossible Sir! College Is Only For 6 Hours!

Girl- sir all boy called me "BUA JI"


Girl- Sir all boy called me "BUA JI"
Sir- stand up , who call her BUA JI
Suddenly all boys stand up except one.
Sir- why are you not standing
Boy- because i am FUFA JI.

Gadhe ko aam ke ped pe baitha dekh ke...


Gadhe ko aam ke ped pe baitha dekh ke haathi niche se hathi bola tum uper kya kar rahe ho..
Gadha: kuch nahi ganna kha raha hu
Hathi: magar ye aam ka ped hai
Gadha: pata hai isiliye to main ganna saath me laya hun..

Baap: exam kaise rahaa?

Baap: exam kaise rahaa? 
beta: bahut mushkil tha. koi bhi question mujhe nahi pataa tha. 
baap: toh likhaa kya tune? 
beta: paper khaali to nahi chod sakta hoo na. isliye sab questions ka answers diya, jo unhe pataa nahi hoga.


Student: sir ji, yeh kya hai?

Student: sir ji, yeh kya hai?
Sirji: Question Paper.
Student: aur yeh kya hai?
Sirji: answer paper
Student: kya naa insaafi hai. question paper mein question hai, par answer paper mein answer nahi hai :-(

Principal: class ko der kyu pahunche?

Principal: class ko der kyu pahunche?
Student: sir, gaadi puncture ho gaya tha
Principal: to tumhe bus mein aana tha
Student: socha tha sir, lekin aapki beti sunti hi nahi hai.

Beta: Papa, aap engineer kaise bane?

Beta: Papa, aap engineer kaise bane?
Santa: uske liye bahut dimaag ka zaroorat padta hai.
Beta: haa pata hai, isiliye mujhe samajh mein nahi aa rahaa hai ke aap kaise engineer bane?

Tumhe MS office pata hai?

Boss: tumhe MS office pata hai?
Santa: agar address denge to main doond looonga sir.

एक आदमी मनोचिकित्सक के पास गया...

एक आदमी मनोचिकित्सक के पास गया । बोला -''डॉक्टर साहब मैं बहुत परेशान हूं। जब भी मैं बिस्तर पर लेटता हूं, मुझे लगता है कि बिस्तर के नीचे कोई है। जब मैं बिस्तर के नीचे देखने जाता हूं तो लगता है कि बिस्तर के ऊपर कोई है। नीचे, ऊपर, नीचे, ऊपर यही करता रहता हूं। सो नहीं पाता । कृपा कर मेरा इलाज कीजिये नहीं तो मैं पागल हो जाऊंगा।''
डॉक्टर ने कहा - ''तुम्हारा इलाज लगभग दो साल तक चलेगा। तुम्हें सप्ताह में तीन बार आना पड़ेगा। अगर तुमने मेरा इलाज मेरे बताये अनुसार लिया तो तुम बिलकुल ठीक हो जाओगे।''
मरीज - ''पर डॉक्टर साहब, आपकी फीस कितनी होगी ?''
डॉक्टर - ''सौ रूपये प्रति मुलाकात''
गरीब आदमी था। फिर आने को कहकर चला गया।
लगभग छ: महीने बाद वही आदमी डॉक्टर को सड़क पर घूमते हुये मिला ।
''क्यों भाई, तुम फिर अपना इलाज कराने क्यों नहीं आये ?'' मनोचिकित्सक ने पूछा।
''सौ रूपये प्रति मुलाकात में इलाज करवाऊं ? मेरे पड़ोसी ने मेरा इलाज सिर्फ बीस रूपये में कर दिया'' आदमी ने जवाब दिया।
''अच्छा! वो कैसे ?''
''दरअसल वह एक बढ़ई है। उसने मेरे पलंग के चारों पाए सिर्फ पांच रूपये प्रति पाए के हिसाब से काट दिये।'

Boy to Girl....

Boy: Wats ur name?
Girl: Q btaon, main tumhy nahi janti...!
Boy: Na btaon main koun sa tumhe apni New HONDA car main baitha ke 5 star resturant le jane wala tha..
Girl: Sobiya B.com 2nd year jannah college
College timing 8am se 1pm
wo saamne wali gali me teesre ghar me rehti hu..

Jeevan k mushkil raston par koun apka saath dega?

Jeevan k mushkil raston par kon apka saath dega?


Mummy/Papa
Nahi

Husband/Wife
Nahi

Brother/Sister
Nahi

Sirf aur Sirf
apki
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Chappal !!

Allah K Naam Pe Kuch De Do...

Faqeer:
Allah K Naam Pe Kuch De Do,
Warna! Mujhe Wo Khofnaak Kaam Karna Parega...
Jis K Khayal Se Hi Main Kaanp Jata Hoon

Aadmi:
Konsa Kaam?

Faqeer:
'Mehnat Mazdoori'

Agar Aapko Afsoos Hai

Agar Aapko Afsoos Hai K
Aapki Life Mein Aapka Interzaar
Karne Wala Koi Nahi Hai...
.
Tou Ek Kaam Karen,
.
30 Mint K Liye Bathroom Mein
Ja Kar Beth Jayen
Koi Na Koi Bahir Interzaar Zaroor Karega ..

Log kehte hai ki khuda ne...

Log kehte hai ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat me banaya h,
Theek hi kehte hai kyoki "FALTOO" kaam fursat me hi to kiye jate h.





Successful student...

Behind every successful student there is a girl friend... 
But,
What about unsuccessful student ?
Lots of girlfriends...!



Ishq ka saamunder...

Ishq ke saamunder me gota lagaya ........ pani bahut thanda tha main bahar nikal aaya...... wah! wah! ;-)



Sunday, 28 August 2011

I M Limited


White Lilies


Mommy No Dating


Right N Wrong


To Unlock


Dont Copy


Replace You


Study Facebook


If You Love Me


Little Lord Krishna


Idiots


Red Green Flowers


Love Song


Alone But Happy


Smile And Silence


Please support anna hazare


Cant Answer


Dont Copy My Style


I Wish You


Life Is Like


Follow Your Heart


I Forgive


Not Perfect


Flowers



Saturday, 27 August 2011

Being simple

"being simple is the most perfect way to make someone fall in love with you."





Why people can't sleep when they are in Love?

You know why people say that you can't sleep when you are in Love?
?
?
?
?
Because...
For the 1st time in your life you will find something really more beautiful than
your dreams..


Missing someone

Missing someone is the part that how much you love the person.
If you will not apart, then you will never know how much you love the person…!