After becoming the CM of Bihar...

After becoming the CM of Bihar, Laalu ji decides to pose for a picture along with a herd of buffaloes with his elbows resting on the back of the cattle.

Next day the photo appears in
a newspaper with caption:

"Laalu ji, third from left".

Good example of mixed emotion..

Good example of mixed emotion::
your enemy falls from 7th floor on your brand new MERCEDES and now you can't judge weather to 'Laugh' OR to 'Cry'..?

Man before Marriage is like Airtel...

Man before Marriage is like Airtel....
"Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"

After Marriage He's Like Hutch...
"Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."

Sardar Selected to Driver JOB..!

Sardar Selected to Driver JOB..!

Manager: U got driver Job.STARTING Salery 5,000.

Sardar: oh..thank u sir..What is driving salery..?

Principal to Students..

Principal to Students: You people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day.

Mr Funny: Impossible Sir! College Is Only For 6 Hours!

Girl- sir all boy called me "BUA JI"

Girl- Sir all boy called me "BUA JI"
Sir- stand up , who call her BUA JI
Suddenly all boys stand up except one.
Sir- why are you not standing
Boy- because i am FUFA JI.

Gadhe ko aam ke ped pe baitha dekh ke...

Gadhe ko aam ke ped pe baitha dekh ke haathi niche se hathi bola tum uper kya kar rahe ho..
Gadha: kuch nahi ganna kha raha hu
Hathi: magar ye aam ka ped hai
Gadha: pata hai isiliye to main ganna saath me laya hun..

Baap: exam kaise rahaa?

Baap: exam kaise rahaa? 
beta: bahut mushkil tha. koi bhi question mujhe nahi pataa tha. 
baap: toh likhaa kya tune? 
beta: paper khaali to nahi chod sakta hoo na. isliye sab questions ka answers diya, jo unhe pataa nahi hoga.

Student: sir ji, yeh kya hai?

Student: sir ji, yeh kya hai?
Sirji: Question Paper.
Student: aur yeh kya hai?
Sirji: answer paper
Student: kya naa insaafi hai. question paper mein question hai, par answer paper mein answer nahi hai :-(

Principal: class ko der kyu pahunche?

Principal: class ko der kyu pahunche?
Student: sir, gaadi puncture ho gaya tha
Principal: to tumhe bus mein aana tha
Student: socha tha sir, lekin aapki beti sunti hi nahi hai.