bOy to girl..

bOy to girl .... i can make u say I LOVE U ....
girl : no wayyy !!
bOy : bet ??
gIrl : yes ...
bOy : ok start ... say blue?
girl : blue
bOy : say pink?
girl : pink...
bOy : say love?
girl : love ...
bOy : whats 1+1?
girl : 2
bOy : ur age?
gIrl : 18
bOy : hahaha... i tOld u i cud make u say 18!!
gIrl : no, u said u cud make me say I LOVE U
bOy : yes i did :D :D :D !!!

Jeevan k mushkil raston par koun apka saath dega?

Jeevan k mushkil raston par kon apka saath dega?


Mummy/Papa
Nahi

Husband/Wife
Nahi

Brother/Sister
Nahi

Sirf aur Sirf
apki
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Chappal !!

Allah K Naam Pe Kuch De Do...

Faqeer:
Allah K Naam Pe Kuch De Do,
Warna! Mujhe Wo Khofnaak Kaam Karna Parega...
Jis K Khayal Se Hi Main Kaanp Jata Hoon

Aadmi:
Konsa Kaam?

Faqeer:
'Mehnat Mazdoori'

Agar Aapko Afsoos Hai

Agar Aapko Afsoos Hai K

Aapki Life Mein Aapka Interzaar

Karne Wala Koi Nahi Hai...

.

Tou Ek Kaam Karen,

.

30 Mint K Liye Bathroom Mein

Ja Kar Beth Jayen

Koi Na Koi Bahir Interzaar Zaroor Karega ..

Log kehte hai ki khuda ne...

Log kehte hai ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat me banaya h,
Theek hi kehte hai kyoki "FALTOO" kaam fursat me hi to kiye jate h.

Successful student...

Behind every successful student there is a girl friend... 
But,
What about unsuccessful student ?
Lots of girlfriends...!

Ishq ka saamunder...

Ishq ke saamunder me gota lagaya ........ pani bahut thanda tha main bahar nikal aaya...... wah! wah! ;-)